Brilliant

From "The Shortest Blog in the World."

Advice for a better Republican National Convention in 2012 from a complete novice.

INVITE BLACK PEOPLE. It looks good on tv. And if none accept your invitation, hire some black people to fill the seats. You'll find that there are a few black people in this country looking for work.

DO NOT LAUGH AT YOUR OPPONENT DURING YOUR SPEECHES. Do consider that half of this nation believes in your opponent. Be careful not to insinuate that this half of the country is comprised of idiots. You will need at least some of them to win.

GO BEYOND SHOWING A HEARTBREAKING SHORT FILM ABOUT A COURAGEOUS AMERICAN SOLDIER WHO DIED IN IRAQ. This was powerful, but it could have been better. Show a heartbreaking short film about every courageous American soldier who has died in Iraq. The night might go a little long, but you will have an extremely compelling message.

IGNORE FACTS. They really slow down the chanting.

PROMISE US THAT YOU CAN FIGHT THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT YOU HAVE BEEN A PART OF FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS. We will be so confused, we just might believe you.

AVOID SAYING YOUR CANDIDATE CAN FIELD DRESS A MOOSE. We are all hoping you would not steer the country to a place where this is a relevant skill.